Hey, do you remember my post about the Hover dogs ? Well, those guys I can understand. They look like pretty athletic dogs, you know?
Even this one….
You have to admit, he does look an awfully LOT like Falcor from “The Neverending Story”. (mom thought that was a cool movie)
But this is pushing it.
A hovering Rhino !!?!??! I don’t think so. He’s waaaaaaaay too heavy; even I know that! Besides, I don’t know if they can even run fast enough to get up the speed to take off and fly like that.
Hmmmmm.
“Tower to Falcor cub 777, you’re following a 757 Rhino heavy into LAX, wind speed 330 at 6”
“Falcor cub 777, you are cleared to land, runway 7L/ 25R.Caution: wake turbulence.”
“Falcor cub 777 here. Roger that, cleared to land 7L/25R. We see the traffic.”
“Great. Maintain visual separation with Rhino air traffic ahead of you”
“Excuse me….tower??”
“LAX Tower here. Did you have a question Falcor cub 777?”
“Roger that, tower. Did you say, RHINO heavy air traffic ahead with wake turbulence?????!!”
(note: if there happen to be any pilots reading this, please excuse any inaccuracies. I’m not a commercial pilot…I’m a great dane puppy who’s still learning to walk, much less fly)
♥ Behr Behr – grounded till I learn to hover…altho, I did try before they clipped my wings





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April 19, 2008 at 2:30 am
The Zoo Crew
I have to agree with you……rhinos don’t hover!
Kai
April 27, 2008 at 11:28 pm
Rusty
That dog does look like Falco! I think that hovering rhino looks scary!
July 25, 2008 at 8:43 am
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