I just don’t know what I’m going to do with my parents. I mean, I’m trying to be tolerant of their strange antics, but sometimes they really push it. Like today.
It was off to the vet place again, even tho I’m not sick. I heard them mention something about a pocket in my ear and something about collapsing or something. Who knows what that means. Ok, fine. So the vet person put some new tape on my ears to fix it. Whatever. If it makes them happy, I guess it’s ok.
Then we walk outside to the car and I notice that instead of people rushing up to me saying, “Oh what a cute puppy!! Can I pet her?” they were walking on the other side of the sidewalk like I had leprosy or something. I could hear them snickering. I began to get worried. Oh no, what have they done to me now?
There was whispering. Words like, “flying nun” and “Sally somebody or other.” Now I was REALLY worried. Was she even a great dane??
(photo source: http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/the-flying-nun/100469)
I got home and looked these words up on the internet and I did NOT like what I found!! When I looked in the mirror, I was horrified! And then there was the photo of the nuns on Wikipedia. Oh dear.
(nun photo source:http://kingdomofstyle.typepad.co.uk/my_weblog/2012/08/if-its-august.html)
Now, notice what a cute , innocent face I have. Why would they dress me up like a nun? They don’t look happy either.
To “save face”, if you will, I had to practice trying to at least smile like this flying nun did. Frankly, I don’t think she looks real happy about the hat thing either, and the smile is rather weak. Kind of like mine.
(nun photo source: unknown)
The flying nun, huh? I don’t think so. I used to pretend I could fly, using my ears when I was real little, but not now. I’m more like the Flying None now.
♥ Behr Behr, AKA “flying none“
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February 27, 2008 at 11:27 am
The Zoo Crew
Oh, Behr Behr, you don’t look like that Sally person. You are much cuter than her……….by FAR! Once those white ears come off, everyone will be gathering around you, talking about how beautiful your black ears are!
I must admit, though, that I can’t relate, as I was never a “flying none.” My little sister won’t be either…. Hang in there!!!
Peace + Paws,
Kai
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February 27, 2008 at 4:10 pm
4urpets
Behr, you look cute. When you gonna get those pointy things off your ears?
I’m trying to. Unfortunately, my ears were forming pockets that caused them to collapse so they were folded over onto my head sometimes. Looked really dumb!!! It’s hopefully going to be fixed within a few weeks with the flying nun tape job. Meanwhile, tho….
Behr Behr 🙂
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February 28, 2008 at 2:18 am
Rusty
Oh No Behr! I have to say, there was a resemblance in those pictures. And when mom read “Flying None” she went *snort* and laughed. It looks like your mom said it will only be a few more weeks. So in the mean time, make the best of it.
WOOF!
Rusty
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February 29, 2008 at 1:24 am
Lorenza
Hi, Behr!
I can see a resemblance! But sure you are more beautiful than her!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
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February 29, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Drunkbunny
The pic of you smiling while playing with the girrafe? ADORABLE!
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March 1, 2008 at 11:21 pm
abbey
Don’t worry Behr, Chelsea and I think you look drop dead gorgeous
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March 2, 2008 at 12:07 am
Cookie and crew(and mom, Adelaide)
Hi Behr,
Don’t worry about the flying nun thing. When your ears are all better, they will all envy you!!!! They are just jelous, that you are so handsom already, even with tape on your ears. Your mom better watch out, the girls will follow you everywhere soon, you good looking pooch.
Cookie and crew
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April 18, 2008 at 9:37 am
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[…] ♥ Behr Behr – grounded till I learn to hover…altho, I did try before they clipped my wings […]
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July 26, 2008 at 6:31 am
Woo Hoo! I’m an Official Hover Dog now! « Behr Rake’s Blog
[…] angle of my leap, I can actually HOVER!!! Yipeeee! I’m an official HOVER DOG now!! Those silly flying nun ears of mine make great wing flaps, […]
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September 13, 2008 at 8:30 am
Surprise!! Yoda Doesn’t Live Here Anymore! « Behr Rake’s Blog
[…] getting embarrassing! Then there was the time the vet taped her ears so that she looked like the flying nun and she had to wear a disguise everytime she went […]
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April 27, 2014 at 9:51 am
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[…] That’s when I remembered learning about nuns when I was a puppy, and how they live in a quiet place and wear funny hats. If you want to know why I was even reading about nuns, that story is found here. […]
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