OK, so here’s something I don’t understand.
It looks to me like things that are shredded are more useful AND fun than they were before they were shredded. Take these, for example:
Wood. People put this stuff in their gardens. I’ve seen this when we are on our walkies.
Shredded tissue paper – great for putting in gift baskets. Mom uses this stuff when she makes baskets as gifts for her friends. Everyone says, “Ooh, how pretty” when she uses it.
Paper. My parents shred EVERYTHING. Every piece of mail with their name on it, bank stuff, old records, etc. I guess it helps prevent people stealing their names out of the mail (identity theft), which happens around here.
Shredded wheat – Funny looking cereal. I don’t get any, tho.
Shredded carrots – even tho I prefer mine in chunks, people seem to like them this way. On second thought, they do look like little sticks, which I do like. Maybe I should ask mom to let me try my carrots shredded. Yum. Orange colored sticks.
Shredded cheese – looks cool on food. I’m not allowed to eat it, but I think it smells good.
My parents use lots of shredded stuff around here. I know, because I’ve been busy watching them. Not only that, but they seem to like all of their shredded stuff a lot.
So, when I shred all of the beds they get me, or even the rugs, why do I get in trouble? Gosh, it takes me a lot of time and effort to get them just the way I like them, and then my mom and dad take them away from me. It’s just not fair !!!
Look at these photos. The one with the blue foam is me admiring my handiwork after shredding the foam in my latest bed. Mom was picking it up and putting it in a box to throw away. How sad to see it go.
Then they sneak up on me at night and interfere with me shredding the rugs!!
I was doing it at night while I thought they were asleep because I didn’t want them to catch me and take it away. Darn. So, like, what are they doing up sneaking around with that silly camera in the middle of the night anyhow??? Does that seem like normal behavior to you? Not to me. Everything would have been fine if they had stayed in their own beds like they are supposed to.
♥ Behr Behr, the stealth shredder
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April 15, 2008 at 10:27 pm
4urpets
Behr Behr, there are only 2 things to understand….
People shredding….good
Dog shredding….not so good.
You will learn. Are you related to Dennis by the way? 🙂
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April 16, 2008 at 1:24 am
Lorenza
Hi, Behr!
With the time you will learn that people is weird! I have the same question… if they shred why we can’t do it! I like to shred paper and is really fun!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
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April 16, 2008 at 1:56 pm
jamesviscosi
hello behr behr its dennis the vizsla dog hay if yoo reely want to get away with shredding stuf yoo need too things, wun, wate until mama and dada are gone to wurk or to shopping wurk is better becuz it takes longer second yoo need sumwun to blame it on like the gofers from the yard or the ninja hedjhogs evrywun needs a patsy even us doggies ok bye
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April 16, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Jamie
Behr was testing the “quality” of the rug is all. But I do agree people shredding …. good. Dog shredding…..Bad
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April 16, 2008 at 10:53 pm
The Zoo Crew
My sister, Zen, used to be part of the shredding club. Thank dogness she’s outgrown that silly behavior! Someday, you will too 🙂
Kai
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April 17, 2008 at 2:04 am
Rusty
Love all that shredding! that is one of the funnest things to do!
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April 27, 2008 at 3:23 am
abbey
Hi Behr…I came home and Chels had shredded 8 rolls of toilet paper and plastic…my bedroom looked like snow…but I know why you both do it…cause is just so much damn fun…lol
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